How is this ?

out of the blue Science report when my mother asked me to do something productive and preferably science related while I was about to make a snack.

BIOLOGY
The study of nutritious food on the Human body, using live specimen.
By Kade Hill.







HYPOTHOSIS: I, Kade Hill. the “new Einstein”, Hypothesizes that if I eat this many carrots with ranch____20__ I will feel the re-energized feeling of healthiness and not-empty-stomach-ness. I also believe that is I eat enough I can gain super human like ability's much like that of Super Man or Popeye. I shall begin the experimentation process now. Notice the date is 10-06-2009

EXPERIMENTATION: I, Kade Hill. Scientist extraordinar, do write my findings of the great myth of Carrot eating. Now, as I write this I grasp the bag of baby carrots for in the name of Science I claim these carrots eaten. With my extreme physical awesomeness I tear the evil bag in two, and do begin to feast on the god-like food, in the name of science. Take note of my amazingly precise technique of how I gently swirl the carrot around the bowl of Ranch, is my hair not just fantastic while I do this ? Now, almost instantly I can feel the overwhelming sensation of the holy nutrition course through mine own body and I do feel full of energy. The year is not 3409 AD about thirteen minutes after the great idea of Carrot Eating.

THEORY: It is now twenty minutes after I had eaten the deliciously orange sticks of goodness, and still I do feel amazingly sexy. The carrots do seem to have worked. It is in my theory that should all the human race eat such a delicacy then we would undoubtedly become a superior race then that of any galactic visitors.

LAW: I Kade Hill. worlds most completely awesome human male, Herby proclaim that a new universal law shall be made.
Eating carrots is both filling and nutritious to any that are not allergic.

CONCLUSION: And this concludes my extremely epic and not boring study on the effects of Carrots on the male human body.
and I regret to inform, that I did not in fact, gain any super-human attributes.